Dreams Are a Funny Thing Quote

The Funny Thing About Dreams Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 32 famous quotes and sayings about the funny thing about dreams to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 32 The Funny Thing About Dreams Quotes

#1. I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. - Author: Nicole McKay

#2. It's funny how when you say "yes" to something (like the man of your dreams), you don't think about the fact that you are also saying "no" to something else. - Author: Amy E. Spiegel

#3. Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. - Author: Eden Butler

#4. I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers. - Author: Bauvard

#5. I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn't decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment. - Author: Bauvard

#6. I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires. - Author: Bauvard

#7. I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. - Author: Michael Summers

#8. I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. - Author: Amy Summers

#9. I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, "No, I will not urinate in your mouth." At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee - and get a drink of water. - Author: Dora J. Arod

#10. I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt. - Author: Dora J. Arod

#11. I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#12. I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies. - Author: Dora J. Arod

#13. Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight. - Author: Dave Barry

#14. I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. - Author: Michael Summers

#15. I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. - Author: Michael Summers

#16. It's not all about love. That's half of it ... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.' - Author: Marc Maron

#17. I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares. - Author: Bauvard

#18. Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's laws wrong, it learned to walk without having feet. Funny, it seems to by keeping it's dreams; it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared. - Author: Tupac Shakur

#19. I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. - Author: Michael Summers

#20. I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. - Author: Michael Summers

#21. I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead - Author: Michael Summers

#22. I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper. - Author: Georgia Saratsioti

#23. I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#24. I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. - Author: Michael Summers

#25. The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich

#26. I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said "That's not what I meant when I said I bought them for you". - Author: Georgia Saratsioti

#27. I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn't figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren't so different after all. - Author: Dora J. Arod

#28. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#29. I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. - Author: Amy Summers

#30. I had a dream about you last night.
We moved into a cabin in the countryside.
I couldn't handle the spiders.
You couldn't handle my drama.
I moved back to the city. - Author: Michael Summers

#31. I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. - Author: Nicole McKay

#32. I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. - Author: Melody Sohayegh

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